Breibart News
New York
J.Jcruickshank
“Evidence is fruit!” The Russian delegate has declared. While the whole delegation with the notable exception of Israel (more to this later), were providing examples of Russian cyber interference , Russia was busy counting fruit. The Russian delegate, in his loud, clear and very thick American accent retorted, “Comparing the examples is like comparing apples, pineapples, pears, oranges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RAWR*”. A nice fruit mince or fruit salad – take your preference. Yet as Breibart pointed out to Ms. Merkel in the G20 conference: apples, pineapples, pears, oranges are all fruit.
Concern it would seem be on the welfare of the North Korean himself and his demi-god, the supreme leader. North Korea seem quite emotional throughout proceedings, asking for many apologies to the deep, irreversible damaged caused by hearing a difference of opinion. The state of the supreme leader was even more concerning. Three stages we learnt this extra supreme leader goes through:
- Fists
- Liquid
- a tissue box
No further information was provided.
Moving on….
In later proceedings a rare, witty moment came from North Korea that brought much happiness into the room. In reaction to Russia’s circularity, the delegate for North Korea retorted, ” the faceless men of Russia” (trust me it was slightly funnier in real life).
Israel’s agreeableness with Russia caused much suspicion. A direct question was asked to the Israeli delegate on whether he was a ‘bed-fellow’ with the Russia.
5 minutes elapsed before we got a definitive ‘No’.
The Herald MUN 